Um...

[xp_dazzler]

Did someone lose a cat? Does anyone know why there's a cat in my room? I don't know what's going on anymore.

Like, it's adorable but it's really loud



Guys I don't do cats. Help?

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[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

I was wondering where she went...

Hang on, I'm coming.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Look at that cute little happiness murder machine!

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I... uh... don't know how to handle cats very well. It was strange.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

She's pretty chill, you probably would've been alright. You didn't happen to see a living cat nip mouse as well, did you?

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Oh I swear to god if there's a rat in my room....

You'll know. You hear the scream, and not long after you'll feel the lasers.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

It's not real, I promise. It's like a stuffed animal that can move. Except it's stuffed with cat nip instead of cotton

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Until you tell me you have found every last one of them, i'm going to be sleeping with the lights on.

I'm also likely to blow up any small, moving thing that gets near me. So. Please find them soon.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

I'm only missing one, promise. I'll find it before I go to bed tonight

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

If you don't, I S2G I will find a way to turn my own screams into lasers. Nobody Wants That