The One Mashup To Rule Them All

[xp_dazzler]

Someone did a mashup of Wellerman and Ievan Polkka. My heart. I cannot take this.

If anyone needs me, just listen for the sCrEaMiNg in the distance I cannot love this any more than I already do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGsY-_b9OZk

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

please don't laser the newly planted sod

[xp_dazzler]

Look, I haven't lasered anything by mistake since I learned how to make the dang things, have I?

Little faith, please. I don't laser things by mistake when I get excited.

...hypnotize a squirrel or two, maybe, but that's completely different!

[xp_havok]

Okay, but imagine for a moment an empty field with strange laser markings in them. The alien enthusiasts would lose their minds

[xp_dazzler]

...okay I'm not saying I wouldn't be down for that because let's be real I would be totally down for something like that.

Um... does anyone mind if I go practice out in the backyard? We can afford that right?

[xp_wildchild]

NOT ON THE SOD. Go do it on like, the dead winter grass.

[xp_dazzler]

*quietly shoves this comment under a bed somewhere in one of the Mansion's less-used wings*

Anyone? Anyone at all? No? Awesome! I've got a design to plan out.

[xp_wildchild]

Wait really?

... huh

[xp_dazzler]

Yeah. You... do remember that my power is sound-to-light conversion, right? I have to actually refine the light if I want to make lasers that do anything other than distract cats. It actually takes effort.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah no I know, I just - it's complicated. I'm used to powers like yours being more zap less cat distracting.

[xp_dazzler]

Hmm. Fair enough, I suppose. I have been neglecting the Dazzle a little recently, to be fair.

[xp_darcy]

this mashes up so well that i'm expecting it to eventually show up on daniel t's "when you accidentally write songs that already exist" series

[xp_dazzler]

I have done that so many times. Including three different instances of accidentally rewriting Canon in D.

I know his pain, lol.

[xp_darcy]

Canon in D or Fur Elise are basically the music equivalents of "everything evolves into a crab"

[xp_cypher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxC1fPE1QEE&ab_channel=RobPRocks

obligatory

[xp_tarot]

I played the cello. I hate that song.