Okay I am *sick* of this

[xp_dazzler]

I cannot anymore. I give up. I admit defeat.

I give in.

I will give $100 to anyone who can explain the plot of Cats to me in a coherent way that I can understand. (It's for a thing. Don't ask). And I don't mean that CGI abomination that came out that we all love to loath. I mean the proper, ALW musical.

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[xp_liono]

it's not hard.

a bunch of cats gather in a junk yard to decide who is going to die and go to heaven to be reborn as a new cat. while they're there, they decide to explain who is a jellicle cat (which is all cats) and tell their individual stories to pass the cat-lore down the generations.

[xp_banshee]

That's what I thought, the whole dying thing.

[xp_liono]

I mean yeah. and reincarnation. cause that's fun.