I am SO OFFENDED by Maroon 5's new single

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It's literally just Pachelbel's Canon with words over it I swear to god. How can anyone be this lazy?!

I am offended as a song-writer and as someone who has to listen to music when it's playing over intercoms in stores and on the radio. Even I could do better.

...excuse me. I have a thing I need to go do.

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[xp_dazzler]

It might as well be, lol.

It's actually this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPhMPnQ58k

And I totally get it. Rewriting Canon is stupidly easy when you're working with pop music formulae. But there's really no excuse to be *this* close these days.

[xp_cypher]

i meant the thing you had to go do

i feel like there's a fanfic joke to be made here about rewriting canon, lol

[xp_dazzler]

Oh that. No, lol. I'm just considering writing a cover of this song that doesn't sound exactly like Pachelbel's Canon, because this is the type of thing I do for fun, apparently.

And oh my god you are such a dork XD

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[xp_dazzler]

Some things bear repeating. <3