I am SO OFFENDED by Maroon 5's new single

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It's literally just Pachelbel's Canon with words over it I swear to god. How can anyone be this lazy?!

I am offended as a song-writer and as someone who has to listen to music when it's playing over intercoms in stores and on the radio. Even I could do better.

...excuse me. I have a thing I need to go do.

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[xp_tarot]

I do not know why Pachabel hates cellos but he does. HE MUST.

[xp_dazzler]

He probably dated one who dumped him.

But like, anyone who does any serious song writing should be able to tell you that literally the *first* serious lesson you get is that once you've created your awesome riff and come up with your big sexy hook, stop and make sure that you haven't just accidentally rewritten Pachelbel's Canon by mistake.

It's hilariously common. Even I've done it.

Twice.

[xp_tarot]

How exactly did you do this twice?

Wait do not answer that until I text you I am going to go see if Doug is humming one of your songs to that abomination

[xp_dazzler]

Look, I'm not saying that there was an incident in which I locked myself in my room for a week and a half trying to write my next #1 only to accidentally write Canon without realizing it, but I'm not saying that *didn't* happen either.

Neither song was released without major rewrites. I think the closest I ever put out was "A Message In Support Of You", actually.

[xp_cypher]

is it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxC1fPE1QEE

[xp_dazzler]

It might as well be, lol.

It's actually this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPhMPnQ58k

And I totally get it. Rewriting Canon is stupidly easy when you're working with pop music formulae. But there's really no excuse to be *this* close these days.

[xp_cypher]

i meant the thing you had to go do

i feel like there's a fanfic joke to be made here about rewriting canon, lol

[xp_dazzler]

Oh that. No, lol. I'm just considering writing a cover of this song that doesn't sound exactly like Pachelbel's Canon, because this is the type of thing I do for fun, apparently.

And oh my god you are such a dork XD

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[xp_dazzler]

Some things bear repeating. <3