I am SO OFFENDED by Maroon 5's new single

[xp_dazzler]

It's literally just Pachelbel's Canon with words over it I swear to god. How can anyone be this lazy?!

I am offended as a song-writer and as someone who has to listen to music when it's playing over intercoms in stores and on the radio. Even I could do better.

...excuse me. I have a thing I need to go do.

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[xp_dazzler]

Look, I'm not saying that there was an incident in which I locked myself in my room for a week and a half trying to write my next #1 only to accidentally write Canon without realizing it, but I'm not saying that *didn't* happen either.

Neither song was released without major rewrites. I think the closest I ever put out was "A Message In Support Of You", actually.