I'm late, but I'm here right now

[xp_dazzler]

So.

I just.

Want everyone to know. That I am angry.

Were none of you bitches gonna tell me that BILLY JOEL HAS A NEW SONG OUT?!?

(And it fuckin' SLAPS, by the way.)

EDIT: I was so pissed I forgot the link. Sorry hun <3

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Comments

[xp_darcy]

AND YOU DIDN'T LINK IT?!?!!

[xp_dazzler]

You saw nothing I definitely didn't forget.

It's SO GOOD Oh my god.

[xp_darcy]

True I definitely said that just as shitposting 😂

[xp_dazzler]

No it was a fair point I am just freaking out.

[xp_darcy]

oh wow i am not in the right place for that emotional bomb
it's beautiful but
yeah i'm just gonna—

[xp_cypher]

fucking hell

rip in peace doug, murdered by billy Joel, abetted by Alison Blaire

[xp_dazzler]

I am at a loss for words. I just keep screaming "IT'S SO GOOD!" at the ceiling every few minutes while I'm lying here on my bed.

[xp_cypher]

just me over here ugly crying

[xp_tarot]

No alone crying, come eat ice cream with us on the couch. I have cookie mercenary ice creams.

[xp_lusized]

What is funnier? If I pretend to not know who Billy Joel is (as if) or if I pretend he's my grandfather?

(My grandfather is a 71 year old Jewish man who grew up in New York but he is not Billy Joel)

Or is he?

[xp_dazzler]

If he is I will literally hook you up with anything I have on offer to get me a meeting with him do not play with my heart it's fragile right now <3 <3 <3

[xp_lusized]

I promise he's not. My Zayde's name is Sam (my mom's dad, dad's dad died a long time ago) and he moved to Milwaukee way before I was born.

[xp_changeling]

I used to like Billy Joel. Glad he's doing new stuff.

[xp_shatterstar]

Don't get the big deal

[xp_dazzler]

And I respect that, but please understand that Joel inspired almost two thirds of my best-selling songs in some way or form. He is one of the closest people I have to an idol myself.

And his last album came out before I was born. To me, this is a big deal. <3

[xp_shatterstar]

u make music? didn't know that

[xp_daredevil]

well. this song just resurrected me from death and killed me again.