I'm late, but I'm here right now

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So.

I just.

Want everyone to know. That I am angry.

Were none of you bitches gonna tell me that BILLY JOEL HAS A NEW SONG OUT?!?

(And it fuckin' SLAPS, by the way.)

EDIT: I was so pissed I forgot the link. Sorry hun <3

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What is funnier? If I pretend to not know who Billy Joel is (as if) or if I pretend he's my grandfather?

(My grandfather is a 71 year old Jewish man who grew up in New York but he is not Billy Joel)

Or is he?

[xp_dazzler]

If he is I will literally hook you up with anything I have on offer to get me a meeting with him do not play with my heart it's fragile right now <3 <3 <3

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I promise he's not. My Zayde's name is Sam (my mom's dad, dad's dad died a long time ago) and he moved to Milwaukee way before I was born.