Contractual Obligations Strike Again

[xp_dazzler]

So. That just happened.

Apparently somebody let it slip that I'm not actually in Florida. The tabloids are going crazy, and my old manager is freaking out. He's already sent me, like, a billion texts. And because of course I'm still under contract for at least another three months, I don't have a choice. I'm off to Florida. My flight leaves tomorrow. Sorry for the short notice.

Apparently it's gonna be some quick appearances. The beach, a restaurant... maybe sign some autographs. I'm needed there for an entire week...

Don't worry, this won't be like last time. Security has already been arranged. (Not sure if I should bring the image inducer 'just in case' or if I should leave it so I have less things linking me back to the mansion, though. Thoughts?)

Oh. Also taking requests for souvenir. May as well get some use out of the trip. But I swear if anyone asks for an 'I <3 Miami' tee, they're getting one in bright pink.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, bring the image inducer. If you have to duck out of an unfriendly circumstance, it may prove helpful.

You are also obligated to bring your phone, a back-up phone and one hot pink I <3 Miami t-shirt for Ms. Jubilation Lee who loves bright colors.

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Oh geeze, J would look great in one of those. Are we certain she doesn't already have one? ;)

And yeah, already got my mansion phone tucked away, plus my old showbiz phone has been re-instated. Both will be on me at all times. Plus I'll keep the inducer ready to go, just in case something goes horribly wrong.

You want anything, btw?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what sort of things one would ask for from Florida that would not risk curses that would turn everyone I know into fish.

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Snowglobe it is!