xp_dazzler: (Yoga)
2024-08-15 12:21 pm

(no subject)

I'm glad the earth only has one moon.

If it had more, then I'd have to pick a favorite, and honestly that just sounds way too emotionally taxing to fathom.
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2024-07-15 08:28 pm

Halp I Need Perspective

do people find Rhythm Hell hard?

because like... it's not. But I feel like I'm getting gaslit because everyone I've ever seen make a comment on it is like "WHY IS THIS SO IMPOSSIBLE?!" and I'm just over here like "ooh 32nd notes those are fun!"
xp_dazzler: (Meow)
2024-04-26 12:14 am

WHY AM I AWAKE ITS 2AM?!

Ketchup is a liquid made from fruit and is 20% sugar.

Ketchup is a sports drink.

Discuss.
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2024-03-26 02:35 pm

Dead

AD;OLKINAD;VABND;JA;DFB;HJUADB;AND;VJKADS;JKBAJAKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH



I cannot. Take this.

I literally just barely pulled Sparkle in time before the banner ended Hoyo you have got to stop doing this I can only get so gay.
xp_dazzler: (Fuck you... but cute)
2024-02-02 08:11 pm

I'm late, but I'm here right now

So.

I just.

Want everyone to know. That I am angry.

Were none of you bitches gonna tell me that BILLY JOEL HAS A NEW SONG OUT?!?

(And it fuckin' SLAPS, by the way.)

EDIT: I was so pissed I forgot the link. Sorry hun <3


xp_dazzler: (Meow)
2024-01-23 06:40 pm
Entry tags:

Dream Logic Be What?

Okay. So.

You know how dream logic always makes perfect sense while you're dreaming? Even though it's patently ridiculous on its face once you're not anymore? I have a great example ^_^;;

So I had a dream in which I needed to list off all the possible side effects that I knew of all the meds I was taking, and for my birth control the list was basically:
- High Bloodpressure
- Low energy
- Insomnia
- General Iritability
- Improved reflexes
- Improved eyesight
- Improved hearing
- Claws
- Silver allergy
- Excess growth of hair all ovver
- Howling at the full moon

I have *no* idea what happened to my brain last night O.o
xp_dazzler: (I am Alison Goddamn Blaire)
2023-12-06 01:03 pm

Open Question

Hey who do I need to bug to borrow the Blackbird in April? I need it for a very important thing that definitely isn't just not wanting to fly Delta after the last time.
xp_dazzler: (I only PRETEND to be stupid)
2023-09-10 05:07 pm

Okay I am *sick* of this

I cannot anymore. I give up. I admit defeat.

I give in.

I will give $100 to anyone who can explain the plot of Cats to me in a coherent way that I can understand. (It's for a thing. Don't ask). And I don't mean that CGI abomination that came out that we all love to loath. I mean the proper, ALW musical.
xp_dazzler: (So... yeah... that just happened)
2022-12-29 09:53 pm

(no subject)

Oh hey.

I made Watch Mojo's list of 'Artists who Just Disappeared'. (Technically it's 'Musicians who went MIA'. Same dif).

Again.

I have got to get that album done.

(Also I didn't even come in *first*?! I mean, okay, fine, yes, Natasha was phenomenal and Unwritten was kind of a big inspiration for me but come on.)
xp_dazzler: (I only PRETEND to be stupid)
2022-06-15 09:55 pm

Lightningcandy solved!

Wait, hold up.

So apparently scientists have finally figured out why eating lightningcandy creates mouth lightning that normal people can see. Which. Explains. SO MUCH.

...admittedly, the fact that it has to do with UV is kind of obvious in hindsight and I feel dumb for not realizing it?
xp_dazzler: (Shy)
2022-02-02 03:51 pm

So... what have we learned? An Incident Follow-up

Well.. um... sorry everyone? ...at least I did melt most of the snow? So it was kind of a success, if you think about it that way.

So in my defense! I really didn't expect all of... that. Okay, so if you haven't heard about the whole thing, basically what happened was that I did a very stupid thing and the grounds kind of suffered for it. A little.

The trees will be fine! I only charred like... seven of them, I think. (To everyone who said I cut down like half the forest, it was one. ONE tree fell. And it was old and stuff anyways!) ...apologies to whoever had plants out on the porch, but really the cold probably got to them long before I did, LBR.

So... yeah. No more mixing lasers, caffeine drinks, speed metal, and fortune cookie advice anymore. Promise.
xp_dazzler: (Less than Pleased)
2021-05-29 10:05 pm

:(

Aww. BJ Thomas died.

I wish I could have met him. I only ever really knew a few of his songs, but some of them actually had a really strong influence on some of my first works.

You know, the ones you write when you're 13 and have no idea what you're doing? Yeah, I did that. I should see if I can find that old notebook. But ugh, that'd mean returning home, and no thank you.
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2021-05-12 12:47 am

Food Hunt!

Anyone know the best Japanese place in NYC? I've been meaning to get myself some umeboshi onigiri for a while now. The donuts were good, but the OG is best for a reason :D
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2021-05-04 12:17 am

The One Mashup To Rule Them All

Someone did a mashup of Wellerman and Ievan Polkka. My heart. I cannot take this.

If anyone needs me, just listen for the sCrEaMiNg in the distance I cannot love this any more than I already do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGsY-_b9OZk
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2021-01-23 05:33 pm

Donuts

I have no idea which one of you left the awesome donuts with the sour plum in the kitchen, but they're absolutely delicious.

...I probably shouldn't take more than the two I already have though, huh? Dammit, now I'm going to have to go buy my own.
xp_dazzler: (Playful Side-eye)
2020-12-25 06:36 pm

Internet TV Help Things?

So... if someone wanted to, say... watch Britain's Channel 4 tomorrow afternoon... does anyone happen to know a way to do that without hopping a jet to the UK? Asking for a friend.

(It me I'm the friend)
xp_dazzler: (Default)
2020-11-14 09:48 pm

(No Subject)

...you know, as weird as everything got there at the end, I actually had a lot of fun with our visitors from the HellFuture. At least, in small doses. (Oh my god I cannot imagine how the kid's parents are going to deal with him when he hits the rebellious teenage years.)
xp_dazzler: (Over this now)
2020-09-08 11:26 pm

I am SO OFFENDED by Maroon 5's new single

It's literally just Pachelbel's Canon with words over it I swear to god. How can anyone be this lazy?!

I am offended as a song-writer and as someone who has to listen to music when it's playing over intercoms in stores and on the radio. Even I could do better.

...excuse me. I have a thing I need to go do.